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England v Germany - destroy or lose on penalties?

#1
The time has come again, Sunday Ze typical Germans against the brave English - will it be Munich (5-1) or penalties?

Me.. We will stuff them and I can (well the wife will.. i'll be pissed) drive round beeping my horn annoying the locals :D :D
 
#2
We've got a respectable record against them, having won 3 games out of the last five we've played against them, so there's no reason why we shouldn't approach the game with a spring in our step. They fucking hate playing against us too - I know cos my wife told me. (Looks like I'll be sleeping in the shed if we win :D )
 
#5
Is the World Cup fixed...why is it that we always seem to face Germany or Argentina before the final? :?

Wouldn't it be nice to play Brazil or Italy instead. We always seem to be drawn against the same teams in each World Cup. :x

...And as for "destroy or lose on penalties" need I say the obvious!!!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
johnboyzzz said:
B_AND_T said:
No Jocks, H Ha Ha He He
Get down from the window sill. NOW :twisted:
But this one is tasty!


But in all honesty it will be a tight game. Neither team has performed to, any where close, the standard they showed in qualifying. But if it goes to penalties, we are fcuked.
 
#9
I think you are right. I only take a passing interest watching wendyball, my money if I was a betting man was always on the *spits* Argies or Spain, but might make an exception on Sunday
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#10
johnboyzzz said:
I think you are right. I only take a passing interest watching wendyball, my money if I was a betting man was always on the *spits* Argies or Spain, but might make an exception on Sunday
What! Support jockland in a major tournament?
 
#11
B_AND_T said:
johnboyzzz said:
I think you are right. I only take a passing interest watching wendyball, my money if I was a betting man was always on the *spits* Argies or Spain, but might make an exception on Sunday
What! Support jockland in a major tournament?
Of course next year in the proper world cup :)

I might even support you lot on Sunday so Maradonna can shove his hand up your arrse again :twisted:
 
#13
skintboymike said:
We've got a respectable record against them, having won 3 games out of the last five we've played against them, [...]
You mean like 1970 and 1990? Ohh, and don't forget 1996. :p


The realisations of possibilities (is this the right term in English?) of the German strikers is really bad in the moment and the Defence is also not the best. So I would not bet a huge sum of money on our team.

It will be definitely a tight game.
 
#17
Pantsoff said:
we will win on penalties to lose the next game 1-0 to some tin pot team.
If we beat Germany (a big if) we'll meet the winner of the match between Mexico and Argentina.

Please God, if we have to go out, let it be to Mexico....
 
#19
Think yourselves lucky that you have avoided Australia in the second round. But for a narrow loss to Fritz in the first, the Final was in our sights (We should have batted first).
 
#20
I hope we smash them and I hope for once the whole of Britain is behind us for it, not because we are English but because it's against ze Germans, I can say with all honesty were it another home nation in the same position I would be rooting for them so I'm hoping for the same, I swear I'll lose all faith in you Jocks as a nation if you cheer on the boxheads (currently on joint range package with a jock battalion)
 

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