An Australian family of rugby supporters heads out one Saturday in December 2003 to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England rugby shirt and says to his sister, "Since they won the World Cup, I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother". So off goes the little lad with the white rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father". Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good, son - what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you Aussie b******s."