England Rugby Shirt Auction for Hols4Heroes

#1
During the Eastenders Charity Cricket, I acquired a silly little Rugby Shirt, pfft, it's Union.

However, out of the goodness of my heart, I am willing to offer it up for charridy. Hols4Heroes, to be exact. I've been offered £100 by Saints already, but he is a nonce and has tommy ketch on his egg banjos (allegedly).

Any more takers?

Receivers are also welcome.
 
#2
Having looked at the shirt its signed by the following

Nick Abendanon
Delon Armitage
olly Barkley
Steve Borthwick
Danny Care (CURR as Missie would waNIck Easternt Dale to say)
Danny Cipriani
George Chuter
Jordan Crane
Tom Croft
Nick Easter
Harry Ellis
Toby Flood
Riki Flutry
Shane Geraghty
Dylane Hartley
James Haskell
Dan Hipkiss
NIck Kennedy
Josh Lewsey
Micheal Lipman
Lee Mears
Ugo Monye
Jamie Noon
Tom Palmer
Tim Payne
Tom Rees
Pete Richards
Paul Sackey
Simon Shaw
Andy Sheridan
Matt Stevens
Phil Vickery

I would like to suggest that people bid for this shirt generously! Three reasons, firstly it comes with specimen sheet off all the signatures, and secondly its being stored in my secret cellar! And thirdly I hate rugby with a passion. If anyone gets this over £500, I will make sure Dale delivers it personally. For £1000, you get to see her pants.
 
#7
Porridge_gun said:
Cor Blimey!

I'll put some photos on when I have dried the red wine out of my laptop. I'm dead clever like that.

I'll leave this running for a week if that's ok, unless anyone really does want to give £1000 then I'll call it quits and get my lipstick on ready to give someone a big snog :)
 
#8
You can get to see The Snail's pants for the price of a pint of Lager.
 
#9
Jacob1650 said:
You can get to see The Snail's pants for the price of a pint of Lager.
You can see them for free, you big hunk 8)
 

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#10
Second prize is two signed England shirts.
 
#12
fatsplasher said:
Matt Stevens.......... who he????

Any blood on it?
Matt is hanging. He's not a patch on young Mr Flintoff.



Bigbird, before you start, no I wouldn't, and yes, I am getting fussy in my old age.

Photos are inbound of the shirt (when MakaPaka gets his arrse sorted, the lazy git).

Oooh, and Matt has got Walty Troosers on!!!
 
#13
Dale has asked me (No - demanded (gently according to her)) to put some pics on the tinternet, so you can all see whats on offer.

fatsplasher said:
Any blood on it?
If you require prepositioned blood (weirdo) on the shirt if you do win it, let me know and I'll kick Dale's head in and dress the wounds with it!
 

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#14
And again so!
 

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#15
Jacob1650 said:
You can get to see The Snail's pants for the price of a pint of Lager.


there, saved you the price of a pint and the subsequent therapy.
 
#16
theoriginalphantom said:
there, saved you the price of a pint and the subsequent therapy.
Wish you could have shown me those a while back!

Put them one up for action, they'd make a nice matching set!
 
#17
theoriginalphantom said:
Jacob1650 said:
You can get to see The Snail's pants for the price of a pint of Lager.


there, saved you the price of a pint and the subsequent therapy.
 
#18
Pfft ANY fool knows they are not her smalls...they ain't PINK!
 
#19
Matt Stevens and Michael Lipman

What is is two junkies for the price of one shirt?!
 
#20
bigbird67 said:
Pfft ANY fool knows they are not her smalls...they ain't PINK!
There red by the way, they've been on my head enough.

Anyhow I think we may be veering away from the point of the thread.

P.S. Chewbacca says hi.
 

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