England Rugby Shirt Auction for Hols4Heroes

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by The_Snail, Sep 5, 2009.

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  1. During the Eastenders Charity Cricket, I acquired a silly little Rugby Shirt, pfft, it's Union.

    However, out of the goodness of my heart, I am willing to offer it up for charridy. Hols4Heroes, to be exact. I've been offered £100 by Saints already, but he is a nonce and has tommy ketch on his egg banjos (allegedly).

    Any more takers?

    Receivers are also welcome.
  2. Having looked at the shirt its signed by the following

    Nick Abendanon
    Delon Armitage
    olly Barkley
    Steve Borthwick
    Danny Care (CURR as Missie would waNIck Easternt Dale to say)
    Danny Cipriani
    George Chuter
    Jordan Crane
    Tom Croft
    Nick Easter
    Harry Ellis
    Toby Flood
    Riki Flutry
    Shane Geraghty
    Dylane Hartley
    James Haskell
    Dan Hipkiss
    NIck Kennedy
    Josh Lewsey
    Micheal Lipman
    Lee Mears
    Ugo Monye
    Jamie Noon
    Tom Palmer
    Tim Payne
    Tom Rees
    Pete Richards
    Paul Sackey
    Simon Shaw
    Andy Sheridan
    Matt Stevens
    Phil Vickery

    I would like to suggest that people bid for this shirt generously! Three reasons, firstly it comes with specimen sheet off all the signatures, and secondly its being stored in my secret cellar! And thirdly I hate rugby with a passion. If anyone gets this over £500, I will make sure Dale delivers it personally. For £1000, you get to see her pants.
  3. any chance we can get a pic of it?
  4. Can we have a picture of the shirt as well as Dale's pants please?
  5. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    An Eastenders BUMP :wink:
  6. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

  7. Cor Blimey!

    I'll put some photos on when I have dried the red wine out of my laptop. I'm dead clever like that.

    I'll leave this running for a week if that's ok, unless anyone really does want to give £1000 then I'll call it quits and get my lipstick on ready to give someone a big snog :)
  8. You can get to see The Snail's pants for the price of a pint of Lager.
  9. You can see them for free, you big hunk 8)
  10. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Second prize is two signed England shirts.
  11. Matt Stevens.......... who he????

    Any blood on it?
  12. Matt is hanging. He's not a patch on young Mr Flintoff.


    Bigbird, before you start, no I wouldn't, and yes, I am getting fussy in my old age.

    Photos are inbound of the shirt (when MakaPaka gets his arrse sorted, the lazy git).

    Oooh, and Matt has got Walty Troosers on!!!
  13. Dale has asked me (No - demanded (gently according to her)) to put some pics on the tinternet, so you can all see whats on offer.

    If you require prepositioned blood (weirdo) on the shirt if you do win it, let me know and I'll kick Dale's head in and dress the wounds with it!

    Attached Files:

  14. And again so!

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    there, saved you the price of a pint and the subsequent therapy.