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Discussion in 'Southern Africa' started by Cutaway, Oct 15, 2012.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    This is probably an internet joke, but hot off the press from my inbox, Cutaway@poes.co.za, comes the following which is claimed to be from a hospital in Mpumalanga:

    As I said, it may or may not be true, but can you ouens think of any other examples ?
  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    As no-one else has any examples it would seem about time to wheel this one out again.
  3. I hear so many of these when I'm out on shift, but can never remember them! I will make more of an effort to note them down next time, and then post on here.
  4. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    T'enk you, Medem.
  5. This one's brilliant.

    "You don't have a visa?"

    "No, I have Mastercard."
  6. Rectal exam revealed a normal sized thyroid? That must have brought a tear to the eye and a lump to the throat.