Enemas given a makeover

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  1. Anyone felt the benefits from having a hosepipe up the arrse,and having several litres of water and Fairy Liquid up the hoop?
    We had a leaflet through the door today,for a brand new treatment centre in a local town.They are doing enema's.Great.
    But they seem to have a slight problem with calling them enema's.Now they prefer to call it Colonic Hydro Massge.
    And according to them,most of us have 2kg of undigested food in our colons,can this be true?
     
  2. MOD HELP,PLEASE MOVE TO NAFFI-SORRY
    MOD HELP,PLEASE MOVE TO NAFFI-SORRY



     
  3. F_A_B__BABY!

    F_A_B__BABY! Old-Salt

    too late, too late the cry!! LOL.
     
  4. radioactiveman

    radioactiveman Old-Salt

    Never had one, but I can tell you that administering a Barium Enema can be an extremely funny experience. Pumping somebody full of liquid and air and then watching them try not to let it go can be hilarious.
    And then you realise you've got to clean it up.......
     
  5. This simply highlights the dangers of doing two jobs at once,whilst not concetrating on the one that pays the bills.Also knowing that so many Arrsers have an anal fixation ( you know who you are ) that it may have amused some people.
     
  6. scouse_scribes

    scouse_scribes Old-Salt

  7. Mikal

    Mikal LE

    The tears are still running, my sides are killing me...... The other half thinks I urgently need a padded cell.


    Brilliant.
     
  8. ub3rb0wl

    ub3rb0wl Old-Salt

    PRICELESS, scouse_scribes, absolutely PRICELESS!
     
  9. exile1

    exile1 LE

    I do believe Princess Di was into colonic irrigation. It's very popular in central and eastern europe with facilities in most health spas.
     
  10. JoseyWales

    JoseyWales Crow

    I've had ulcerative colitis investigation. It was very unsavoury.
     
  11. pensionpointer

    pensionpointer War Hero

    Feckin' hell, I have just been in stitches for the past 10 minutes, collapsed over my desk, tears streaming down my face. People walking past my office are looking at me very strangely...priceless!

    uqfegd

    pp
     
  12. smudge67

    smudge67 Crow

    That is superb!
     
  13. :rofl: Now that was funny :D
     
  14. Steven

    Steven LE

    Don't get to have tears of laughter very often but that was excellent.

    :clap: :rofl: