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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Ciggie, Nov 11, 2011.

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  1. Beaters wanted. Now it is nearly the open season, particularly here up North. It seems that there are few people ready to flush out the usual vermin: Conservative MPs who look like embryos, immigrants, white, black or Muslim, cunts in general, Italians, Greeks, and , worst of all, Germans. A handsome reward will be given to anyone who will help flush such unwelcome things into the sea.
  2. I should add that anyone who manages to bag Rageh Omar will get a personal bonus. Anyone smart enough to catch Simon Cowell and bring him back alive, but in chains, is up for a knighthood.
  3. I shot a beater once, at the time I thought it was a bad thing (so did he). Perhaps I was wrong.
  4. If he or she was beating privately, and with a quality jazz publication, I would say that was definitely wrong. In public, however, it would all depend on where, and the quality of the material being beaten to. Hope that helps.
  5. I just saw that cunt Anjem Choudray on the news bleeting on about something or other.

    Is he included?

    I don't know why the news give him air time, especially on a day like today.
  6. Rigrat, may I offer the services of my reloader? He's fast !