Emperor Mong again.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The other day my girlfriend put me in a tough situation; she said, "Does my bum look big in this?"
    Just as I was about to say: "You look great", the Emperor Mong cut in and I said: "To be fair, it's a fuckin' small room."

    Now that her stuff's all gone, the room is actually quite large.