Emotional intelligence aids sex

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pararegtom, May 12, 2009.

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  1. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

  2. mmmmm twins.

    Of course just to test out the theory
  3. They can have all the 'emotional intelligence' and satisfaction they like. Just as long as they leave me empty and don't forget to tickle the balls
  4. As long as they dont have 'actual intelligence' I dont mind.
  5. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    And this research is now suggesting that this is because they're ignorant, cold-hearted bitches. Excellent!
  6. Wonder what the figures are for reaching orgasm when playing solo! Just a thought ..... :twisted:
  7. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    The study does state that it takes into account orgasms reached "during intercourse and masturbation".

    So no, you're not getting away with that one :p

    If you're not a cold-hearted, ignorant bitch, please feel free to prove it.
  8. better stay away from emotionally intelligent wimmin... i don't want to get Aids! 8O
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ahem! ;-)
  10. Better say I am then, though I'm going against my principles and lying to you. :D
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I can state with utmost authority that she does a great Princess Leia.
  12. What about role playing 'Deliverance'? Squeal piggy, squeal...
  13. Hmm decisions decisions, so the choice is dressing up in flowing robes and playing Princess Leia with Mr D or playing a pig with the Flashman. Surely that's a no brainer... where's my oink outfit! :wink: :p
  14. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    The other alternative (as alluded to by me) is to flick one off to the camera and post the results here. I'm sure we could all settle for that :D