Emma Watson in Playboy...

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LE
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#6
I used to frequently see her wondering around Hampstead High Street looking like the result of an IED blast in Oxfam.

Not as fit as the papers would have you believe.

Still for research purposes, I'd like to have a gander at her turd cutter.
 
#8
I'd chuck a shot up it simply because she resembles a cute boy.

Check the ******* lugs on it though. It's a troll.
 
#11

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Why didn't she let them finish sewing up her dress?
 
#15
She is a big nothing, but she gets publicity like flies on shit. She was going out with a red sea pedestrian (financier). Now I wonder if she is Kosher herself. Otherwise, why would they publicise her, and why is she so ming?
 
#16
You mean role play?
In a way. I just like doing young girls up the wrong 'un and pretending they're little boys.

I always wondered what it would be like to be an ACF AI.
 
#17
She is a big nothing, but she gets publicity like flies on shit. She was going out with a red sea pedestrian (financier). Now I wonder if she is Kosher herself. Otherwise, why would they publicise her, and why is she so ming?
Have you always been a bit of a **** Dave?
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
she must be nails though - those stick on nipple covers she wears instead of a bra hurt when you take them off - apparently.
 
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