Emma Watson in Playboy...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by chocolate_frog, Sep 14, 2012.

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  1. Who the hell is she anyway? Is she famous for having a head like a 30 bob cabbage?
     
  2. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Do you just sit and scan the Daily Mail all day for crap to post on here?
     
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  3. Fixt.^_^
     
  4. Nope, I just sit and scan the Daily Mail all day for stuff to annoy you with.
     
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  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I used to frequently see her wondering around Hampstead High Street looking like the result of an IED blast in Oxfam.

    Not as fit as the papers would have you believe.

    Still for research purposes, I'd like to have a gander at her turd cutter.
     
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  6. She looks like she's trying to hold back the turtle's head in that picture.
     
  7. I'd chuck a shot up it simply because she resembles a cute boy.

    Check the ******* lugs on it though. It's a troll.
     
  8. Wouldn't you prefer a cute boy?
     
  9. You can tell by the glint in her eye she does **** and loves it
     
  10. No but its nice to pretend ;-)
     
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  11. You mean role play?
     
  12. Flip 'em over there is nothing to choose from... really.
     
  13. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Why didn't she let them finish sewing up her dress?
     
  14. She is a big nothing, but she gets publicity like flies on shit. She was going out with a red sea pedestrian (financier). Now I wonder if she is Kosher herself. Otherwise, why would they publicise her, and why is she so ming?