Fingerz Minor works for HM Revenue and Customs at one of the London Airports. You can spot him quite easily, he's the one not wearing a tie in shirt sleeve order. He's ex-RA and a former FELO (Firearms and Explosives Liaison Officer) in the Excise. Yesterday, he boarded two aircraft to take care of some firearms that needed looking after. Prior to boarding, he received the following words of wisdom from his Senior Officer: "Make sure that the weapons have been discharged" As you can imagine, he and his SO get on like a house on fire. Ever seen a house on fire?