Emergency Services Fancy Dress

#1
Off to an emergency services themed crawl tonight, and I cannot explain how little I can be arrsed trecking out to buy a good costume.

So, ideas please, for the easiest costume I can make from the shit knocking about the house.

I'm thinking normal clothes and an improvised warrant card holder, claiming I'm undercover.

Go.
 

Auld-Yin

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#4
Go in CS 95 and say you are on Op Fresco
 
#5
vague items of a minty-green shade, a stethoscope, and some reflective tape and your suddenly a paramedic.
 
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#7
Hop into whatever it is you wear to bed (if anything) splodge some ketchup randomly about your person (as blood), and hey presto you're a 999 ambulance casualty job.
 
#8
Get down the pub 3 hours before the start time, scoop yourself into a drunken frenzy, throw up on your shirt front then arrive at the wrong address.

Hey presto... You have gone as me.
 
#9
Get a set of white paper overalls and a pair of plimsolls and be a Paedophile released on bail

or

same overalls, paper mask and goggles and be a CSI from Hot Fuzz
 
#10
Don't turn up. The next time you see them, tell them you went as a policeman.
 

TheIronDuke

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#11
Go down your local costume shop and ask if they have a Heinrich Himmler costume. Then you can go as Kevin Smith.

 
#14
Get down the pub 3 hours before the start time, scoop yourself into a drunken frenzy, throw up on your shirt front then arrive at the wrong address.

Hey presto... You have gone as me.
Or alternatively, arrive early, get absolutely smashed, pass out just as they arrive, and you could be their first standard issue customer, it'll make them feel right at home.
 

TheIronDuke

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#16
Or alternatively, arrive early, get absolutely smashed, pass out just as they arrive, and you could be their first standard issue customer, it'll make them feel right at home.
I'm not sure there is enough time to aim wild hay-makers at nurses and practice screaming "I'LL DO THE LOT OF YEZ YA BASS" whilst wetting oneself?

The Tart Nurse In Suspenders always goes down well. Perhaps that is the way forward?
 
#17
Stick a condom on your nose, when asked who you are, just reply "fuck knows"
 
#18
Wear a hi-vis jacket, nudge into people, breathe whisky/gin/beer fumes all over them and tell them "I'm an alcoholic". If anybody asks what you've come as, respond "The 4th emergency service".
 
#19
Go as scruffy as, cap on wrong way, with tracky bottoms tucked into socks and say you are undercover on the Covert Undercover Narcotics Team.
 

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