Embra Tattoo - a sexual experience

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Glesga_short_bloke, Aug 25, 2007.

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  1. Just watching the Tattoo on the beeb and was utterly disgusted by the Taipei First Girls' Senior High School Honour Guard and Drum Corps. Short skirts, white Fcuk-Me boots and rifles - don't they realise perverts are watching this

    I'm writing to the Director General- to ask for a repeat

  2. Dirty fecking lucky perv I missed it, got a copy?
  3. Wonder if they need an old armourer?
  4. I saw, I conquered (I wish), I came.

    Now if I can just get one of those outfits in the Missus' size....
  5. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    I thought they looked reasonable, but a bit chubby in the thigh department IMHO.

    Still, I would anyway
  6. You and me both.... :oops:
  7. The rifle drill looked pretty sharp too!

    Imagine being on public duties with them, it'd bring a whole new meaning to 'mounting guard'.
  8. Never mind public duties, I've volunteered for pubic duties......
  9. Boom boom! :D

  10. I'm here all week folks....boom, tish :D
  11. Very good. Your taxi is waiting, collect your coat on the way out.
  12. Thankfully a bit young to have been have been like the lady dancers from Russia a few years back when the Argylls were in Redford. £10 a shag comrade after every Tattoo performance because they were so skint! (The ladies not the Argylls!) :-D
  13. I've served alongside the Boltons, you were right the first time. :D