A well known, ex Corps Adjutant had the unfortunate experience this week of âsoilingâ himself whilst on a rather âlargeâ night out. He claims that he was infected with a virus that caused this embarrassing event but I say it was the 2 gin and tonics, two bottles of red wind and several bottles of beer! Said individual had to leave the evening early to return to his flat IOT refresh himself and change clothing; much to the amusement of the rest of the party crowd. He didnât return to the night out and you can imagine the banter that ensued the following day. This situation then reminded me of another big night out in London with an AGC (RMP) âfriendâ of mine during which he too could not hold the call of nature and promptly shat himself in the back of a black-cab; much to the disgust of the driver who threw us out before weâd got to our next RV. The unfortunate chap then had to clean himself up in a public toilet and dispose of his soiled undergarments in a nearby skip. However, after he had cleaned himself up he managed to continue the night - much to his credit Question is: Has this happened to any other fellow Arrsers? Are there any other interesting stories of those that may have embarrassed themselves on a night out by not being able to hold their toilet experiences until they actually got to the toilet?