So there I am cruising down the A3 en-route for Farnham and home. Its dark o-clock, the roads empty, and I am giving a new "colleague" a lift back to the shot. Miles Davis is oozing out of the speakers and generating just the right mellow ambience for a midnight drive, when my passenger decides to open up the glove box, and check out my CD collection. "Basement Jaxx, uh huh U2, hmm Jimmy Hendrix? nice!" and so on, and so on, when eventually, "NEIL DIAMOND" The greatest hits!, WTF? He has now taken to humming "Sweet Caroline" every time I enter the room, (bas*ard) and people are starting to ask questions. In my defence, I would point out that I was raised on a diet of "easy listening" my parents subjected me to thousands of hours of The Carpenters, John Denver, Glen Campbell et al and to my deep personal shame, it must have embedded itself in my psyche/soul. So come on, own up, who has the entire "Boney M" back catalogue, and/or the "ABBA" boxed set etc? Fess up and let us all take the pi*s.