Embarrassing jobs...

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  1. Ever since janitors became ' custodians' and garbage men were retitled ' sanitary engineers' ..there's been the PC rush to make jobs sound nicer, more important , more gee..

    Well now a school in Scottsdale Arizona is getting the gears and, rightly so, ridicule for its attempts at making everything seem so ' proper '..

    In an effort to underscore the ' focus on learning ' the Receptionist becomes " Director of First Impressions ", the Bus Driver is now the " Transporter of Learners " and the assistant superintendent of personnel is now the " Executive director of Human Capital " [ hey!!.. I liked being a ' personnel ' ! this makes me sound like a commodity !! ]...


    I'm going off to hide in my personal sanitary/ablutions chamber and - um - meditate...
  2. If it got me a job in Arizona, I'd not give a toss what the title of it was
  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    When we have The Glorious Leader's head on a pike at Traitor's Gate I'd like a job in the new government - Minister for Internal Stability strikes me as a good title.
  4. Delivery Officer Pat & his black & white mouse catching operative doesn't have the same ring to it either!
  5. I saw quite an interesting documentary over here a couple of weeks back where a supplier of pig sperm for artificial insemination was calmly explaining about his job in a matter of fact way while w@nking off a pig. That has to be something most people would normally keep quiet about. :lol:
  6. what on earth was HIS politically correct title?
  7. you gonna be a flatulence inspector then!!
    :wink: :wink:
  8. J_D

    J_D LE

    If its got a glorified name its a crap job!
  9. Sanitation engineer = charwoman

    (that kind of thing really winds me up - I didn't go to University for 4 years to study to call myself an engineer & then to find the title so abused. It makes me sooooo mmmmaaaaddddd!
  10. indeed it was listed number 10 out of 100 crap jobs , in the "book of crap jobs" from the same publisher of "crap towns"
    postman is listed number 7 and i fukin agree with every word of it !
    Number 1 being phone sex line operator
    spy is 17 out 100
    there some really strange job titles in it too
    pill flicker
    garlic grader
    pie holemaker

    methinks time to start a thread
  11. MDN's hoop cleaner, Cuts told me that was a shite job.
  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    It is. However a protective rubber suit is issued and the wkg conditions are far from cramped.
  13. This isn't an embarassing job, but when I was a student in Germany I got a holiday job sticking barcodes onto plastic tool boxes.

    I have never had so much fun 8O