Embarrassing bodies...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Krieg-Hammer, Mar 12, 2012.

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  1. Seeing a lass with her Primula infested twat out is not nice!!!
  2. Pictures?
  3. All that was missing as she raised a leg was a fart.

    My love!

    I bet her fanny stinks...
  4. Serves you right for getting married.
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  5. Next it's gigantic crash bags on display!
  6. Big bangers them bad boys!
  7. True my wife is an ugly bitch.

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  8. You should try licking her out when she's on the blob. Finger-licking good.
  9. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
  10. wow mr !!!!!!! NURSE more ky if please,
  11. Well i shagged her and look what happened to my cock !
  12. Christ on a bike doris !

  13. how long till he noticed something was wrong?
  14. Was that Werewolf on the Tesco s tannoy?
  15. para mortars by chance ?