Bugger, how embarassing!! Went for first fumble to the urinal this morning and got the unpleasant surprise that someone had stolen the 'fly' from my boxers. After a good rummage it became apparent that they had also placed said fly in my arrse region instead. How on earth do I now continue to tell the young Murielson that she will look silly if she doesn't dress herself correctly in the knowledge that Daddy has walked around work this morning with his grollies on back to front? Wouldn't have been so bad if I had emptied several local drinking establishments of their contents last night but it didn't happen. Similar embarassing dressing moments?