Email recieved by B&Q Customer Services

#1
Copy of e-mail received by B&Q customer services:

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

I was pi55in meself at this :D
 
#2
discodan said:
Copy of e-mail received by B&Q customer services:

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

I was pi55in meself at this :D
Fantastic ! :D Incidentally, have you SEEN my sister? I'm not sure which made me laugh most.
 
#3
yeah your sister said she'd be home tomorrow... and she has some washing of mine... if you could throw it on a delicates cycle that would be great... thanks sleep :wink:
 
#4
discodan said:
yeah your sister said she'd be home tomorrow... and she has some washing of mine... if you could throw it on a delicates cycle that would be great... thanks sleep :wink:
Delicates cycle? you've gotta stop wearing womens clothes! :wink:
 
#6
Is that standard casual dress for the Kings regiment? :twisted:
 
#8
And there was me thinking the army was an equal oppurtunity employer! :D :D
 
#9
Agent_Smith said:
And there was me thinking the army was an equal oppurtunity employer! :D :D
lol you havent seen my bad swag night photo's.... every chance a squaddie gets they are in a frock!!!...
And yes the army are equal opportunities employer but some are not as equal (or as wanted in the regt) as others :wink:

they took particular offence when I said I wanted to be called kgn "Danielle" roflmao
 
#10
And i suppose the bolde hair didnt help either 8O :D :D :D :D
 

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