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Email From "Nu-Labour"

#1
for some reason i keep getting spam mail from the Labour Party urging me to give them money......notmally they get deleted immediately, but as this one was entitled "Be Part of the Moment", i read it.

complete crap through and through,

Dear Craig,

As you will be aware, today is an historic day for the United States of America - the inauguration of Barack Obama. It is another step in a movement of progressive change, both here as in America.

A movement like this is only ever possible with the support of the many over the interests of the few. For instance, you may have heard that most of Obama's donors were ordinary people giving whatever they could afford as early as possible - helping increase the impact of their donations.

By giving whatever you can afford right now you will immediately help us in this year's elections.

In America, almost 70 million ordinary people have been inspired by a belief - a belief at the core of the Labour Party - that we should try to be the change that we want to see in the world. In Britain more and more people are joining us and you can see why.

David from London said: I feel inspired by what the Americans and Barack Obama have done and I strongly believe I can make a difference but realise I can only do so by actually getting involved.

Rose from Glasgow wrote: There's more to democracy than just voting! Deeply inspired by the renewed enthusiasm for politics in America to get out and help fight for a political vision I believe in.

Please match David and Rose's words with action - just £5 will make an immediate difference.

Our next challenge will be this year's elections - a crucial electoral test after the first crisis of the global age. We must be in no doubt that during these challenging times only our beliefs will avoid the mistakes of the Conservative conviction to ‘do nothing'. We can see beyond the economic statistics, which are in reality a family, a community or a business that needs our help.

Britain today faces a clear choice between a 'do nothing' Tory Party and a Labour Government that is doing everything it can to offer real help now and real hope for the future.

Donate £5 to the Labour Party today.

Your donation will show a belief in providing real help for families and businesses affected by the downturn.

Every penny you donate will help us to campaign to stop a ‘do nothing' Conservative party set on repeating the mistakes of previous recessions by leaving people to fend for themselves.

Please support the millions of ordinary people supporting our belief by giving whatever you can afford as early as possible.

Best wishes,


Ray Collins

General Secretary


"Our next challenge will be this year's elections", general or Local?
 
#3
That must be a scam surely?

Either that or ZaNu Liarbour have suddenly grown the neck of giraffe.
 
#5
Careful mate Enlightenment and devilish are gonna p1ssed off with you for calling them Nu-Labour.
 
#6
If that really is from the official side of the Labour Party, whoever wrote it has obviously only just been beamed down from the planet Fuckitestonia.

It implies that all the worlds woes and in particular, the UKs are down to the Tories lack of activity. Do they not realise that a whole chunk of the blame for the economic collapse of the planet is laid at the door of the current party in No10?
 
#7
[align=center]SOCIALISM[/align]

[align=center]This time it's going to work[/align]
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
I think I misread it 8O

stvwardy said:
Dear Biped,

As you will be aware, today is an terrible day for the United States of America - the inauguration of Barack Obama. It is another backward step in a movement of progressive destruction of hope, both here as in America, and we plan to make the most of it while he's still breathing..

A movement like this is only ever possible with the support of the stupid and ill-educated (yep, we did that) over the interests of the intelligent and hard working. For instance, you may have heard that most of Obama's donors were retarded people lending whatever they'd stolen or sponged as early as possible - helping increase the impact of their donations.

By giving whatever you can afford right now you will immediately help us in this year's elections.

In America, almost 70 million stupid people (by no means all) have been inspired by a belief - a belief at the core of the Labour Party - that we should try harder to complete the destruction of all that is based on common sense, values and morals. In Britain more and more people are joining us, though fcuk knows why.

David from London said: I feel insp . . . boosted by what dem Americans and dat Bama guy done and I fink I can do too, but only if ahm in yo crew do izz it!

Rose from Glasgow wrote: "There's moor tae demorcraecy then just voooting ye ken! Ah gort a reet wet awn 'cos of thaat sheeit gowin orn ooot there in the staetes an ah gort tae git orf the smack an that fer lorng enough tae help, ye ken?".

Please match David and Rose's words with action - just £5 will balance the books of the UK AND the banks - we promise.

Our next challenge will be this year's elections - a crucial electoral scam for ZANU as we try to get more postal votes posted in than ever before.

We must be in no doubt that during these challenging times only our beliefs will continue the mistakes of the last 12 years. We can't see beyond the economic disasters, destruction of the family, community and business thanks to your help.

Britain today faces a clear choice between a 'watch, wait and giggle' Tory Party and a Labour Government that is doing everything it can to destroy any real hope for the future.

Lend £5 to the Labour Party today.

Your donation will show a belief in providing no help for families and businesses affected by the downturn - they're all fascist b'stards anyway.

Every penny you donate will help us to campaign to do nothing; set on repeating the mistakes of previous recessions by leaving people to fend for themselves.

Please support the millions of stupid people, supporting our ineptitude by giving whatever you can afford as early as possible (Giro day is cool).

Best wishes,


Ray Collins

General Secretary
 
B

BambiBasher

Guest
#13
Ta for posting that. I'm going to give a tenner to the Tories because of it. Only because the thick bimbo standing for them locally is the candidate most likely to dislodge the smug Labourite hermer we've got currently.
 
#14
Biped,
Impressive translation skills that man.
 
#16
You see what happens is this.You sign up to a "dogging" site.That site sells your info to anyone who wants it.Hence you get all this crap.
 
#17
i think my brother is a party member, or was, if i convinced him right.....doesnt explain why its addressed to me though.

then again these emails tend to pop up now and again, he must have forgotten to check the "dont send me any emails" box, or something like that.

however i did sent a response telling them, basically to F@ck off, only to have it returned to me.

must be an autobot.

might send my MP Dennis Skinner an email, he answers fast and with a bit of luck he'll kill someone with the Ceremonial Mace.

EDIT: yup my brother did it.....................prank on his behalf, ive been signed up for the "newsletter".

however its not the fact i get them that bothers me one bit, its the content, blaming everyone else for their mistakes.
just complete crap at every turn..........

i have instructed the spam filter to delete them on arrival.
 
#18
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
It implies that all the worlds woes and in particular, the UKs are down to the Tories lack of activity. Do they not realise that a whole chunk of the blame for the economic collapse of the planet is laid at the door of the current party in No10?
Bit like the 'first crisis of the global age' part. Once again trying to dodge any and all responsibility for their own failings and put the blame on everyone else, witness his early attempts to try and convince people that it was all the United States fault.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
stvwardy said:
David from London said: I feel inspired by what the Americans and Barack Obama have done and I strongly believe I can make a difference but realise I can only do so by actually getting involved.

Rose from Glasgow wrote: There's more to democracy than just voting! Deeply inspired by the renewed enthusiasm for politics in America to get out and help fight for a political vision I believe in.
Syrup from York wrote : I'll happily give £5 pound as a donation to help fight the election

If every ******* taxpayer in the land gave $50 it still wouldn't mount a campaign to get me to vote for that twat Brown

It perhaps goes someway to prove it Labour really is bust morally and finacially

Signed any number 10 petitions lately?
 
#20
Donate a fiver! I thought every one of us had given them £17K to sort out the banks?

stvwardy said:
however i did sent a response telling them, basically to F@ck off, only to have it returned to me.

must be an autobot.

might send my MP Dennis Skinner an email, he answers fast and with a bit of luck he'll kill someone with the Ceremonial Mace.

EDIT: yup my brother did it.....................prank on his behalf, ive been signed up for the "newsletter".
What, like a giant, shape changing robot?........Sorry......... :roll:
 

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