Elvis is alive

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  1. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    I was at Gatwick south terminal 0530 this morning when i saw a familiar figure sweeping out the arrivals terminal.
    It was elvis i know it was because i shouted out oi elvis and he turned looked at me waved then went through a side door, i tried to follow him but it had a security code.
    Anyone else going through gatwick have a look out for him :p
  2. That's made my day - the king is still alive. Thanks
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Thankyou very much
    Was there a tannoy shortly afterwards to tell you
    ''Elvis has left the building" :p
  4. I heard he's staying at the 'Heartbreak hotel'
  5. Very sad. Are you lonesome tonight?
  6. He was probably on his way back to his regular job flipping burgers at a MaccyDs in Buenos Aires.

  7. i thought he was scared of flying??
  8. Bollocks - he works in the Southend MaccyD in the High St. The BA one is an imposter :D
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Why would you have someone impersonating a MacD in Buenos Aires?
  10. So he won't be noticed!
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I never thought of that! But wouldn't the deep-fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches (urggghhh) give him away?
    Anyway, I thought Acapulco would be more his place.
  12. Who is this Elvis you talk of...?
    Is it an over 40 thing?
  13. Elvis - what a complete w@nker. Thank fck he's DEAD.

  14. Elvis Costello, I hope.