Elton to be a Dad at 65 (Again)

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  1. Crippling a child like this is a crime in my opinion.

    ...edit - and I wonder whether any normal set of parents with the ages of those two would be considered for adoption.
  2. Big deal, two sad twats with a turkey baster & a surrogate with a bank account that swells proportionately to her stomach.
  3. Its going to be a surragate mother again , is it also a surragate father ??
  4. You sure he's a taker?
  5. At his age he'll be happy with anything he can get, after his nap of course.
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  6. Dunno, but looks like someone had it in for him.
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  7. Et tu Brut?
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  8. No, it just can't be......Mr. Elton John married Ms. Renate Blauel. I know cause I saw it on the tele - Countdown (ABC), all those years ago.

    As for that fine gentleman Noel Coward, I wonder why he didn't marry?
  9. Why's that guy grabbing the kid by the cock like that? Am I missing something here??
    Personally I really wouldn't want some one 5 times my size holding me up by my crotch. Unless she had huge tits of course.

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  10. I knew it was bullshit. Elton is too fucking manly to be a homosexual. I mean seriously, he looks as hard as fuck...

    elton john.jpg
  11. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    shouldn't be allowed - hopefully the kids will become orphans sooner rather than later and can suspend their grief with what will be left of his money.