Elton John's Baby

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by B_AND_T, Jan 7, 2011.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Elton John was changing the nappy on his new baby boy when he turns to his partner David and says,

    "You know what David, he reminds me so much of you!"
    "Is it the colour of his hair?" Said David
    "No silly" replied Elton
    "Is it his eye's?"
    "No it's not that"
    "Is it his smile?"
    "No of course not"
    "Well" said David "What is it then sweetie?"
    Elton answered "He's got shit on his dick!"
     
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I don't get it.
     
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Thanks for clearing things up.

    What a shit joke.
     

  4. And he smiles when I stick my finger up his arse.
     
  5. Yes defecately.
     
  6. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Yes. Haven't you heard what happened at the last Arrse run ashore?
     
  7. Only if he's bending over at the time.
     
  8. An exhibitionist eh? interesting.
     
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I like you lot, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

    Anyway

    The last run ashore nothing could be proven.
     
  10. Elton.. "David, something feels wrong in my chuffer, be a love and have a check on it." David.."Of course dearest."

    David lubes his hand, stuffs it up Elton's hoop and has a good rummage round. After going in up to his elbow, he says.."I've found something." He pulls it out in his fist and stares at it in amazement.."What the fuck is a rubber duck doing up your arse Elton?"

    Elton smiles.."It's for Zachary, I thought you'd like to unwrap it for him."