Elton John's Baby

B_AND_T

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#1
Elton John was changing the nappy on his new baby boy when he turns to his partner David and says,

"You know what David, he reminds me so much of you!"
"Is it the colour of his hair?" Said David
"No silly" replied Elton
"Is it his eye's?"
"No it's not that"
"Is it his smile?"
"No of course not"
"Well" said David "What is it then sweetie?"
Elton answered "He's got shit on his dick!"
 

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#3
David is a proctologist and he often leans in a bit close at work you see. Elton, his good friend, obviously cleans his trousers for him as good friends do. I'm not sure why David's wife or girlfriend doesnt though. Modern women hey! Tsk.
Thanks for clearing things up.

What a shit joke.
 
#4
Elton John was changing the nappy on his new baby boy when he turns to his partner David and says,

"You know what David, he reminds me so much of you!"
"Is it the colour of his hair?" Said David
"No silly" replied Elton
"Is it his eye's?"
"No it's not that"
"Is it his smile?"
"No of course not"
"Well" said David "What is it then sweetie?"
Elton answered "He's got shit on his dick!"

And he smiles when I stick my finger up his arse.
 
#5

B_AND_T

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#9
Is he ever straight? Keeps knocking his wife publically. Then again, who hasn't.
I like you lot, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Anyway

The last run ashore nothing could be proven.
 
#10
Elton.. "David, something feels wrong in my chuffer, be a love and have a check on it." David.."Of course dearest."

David lubes his hand, stuffs it up Elton's hoop and has a good rummage round. After going in up to his elbow, he says.."I've found something." He pulls it out in his fist and stares at it in amazement.."What the fuck is a rubber duck doing up your arse Elton?"

Elton smiles.."It's for Zachary, I thought you'd like to unwrap it for him."
 
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