Elton John.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Aug 7, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    What's the difference between Elton John and Kurt Cobain?

    Elton's taken more than one shot in the mouth
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  2. Have you ever thought of having your own topical comedy show?
  3. What have Elton John and Muhammad Ali got in common?

    They've both been punched around the ring.
  4. Elton and his hubby go into the local Pizza Express for a meal, after perusing the menu and making their choices, the food arrives. Elton takes one look at his pizza and asks "what's this green stuff on the top?" The waiter replies "It's Rocket, man".
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  5. Elton John (not really but he will do) goes into a restaurant and sees rissoles on the menu.

    "Waiter. I'll have the pissholes please"

    "Sorry Mr John sir but that's an R"

    "OK. I'll have the arrseholes then".

    (I'm here all week. Two shows nightly and a matinee on Saturday.)
  6. AfghanAndy

    AfghanAndy On ROPs

    Holy thread revival batman.
  7. I used to push Elton's stools in for him when he played piano.
  8. My week and feeble contribution, even though I can't stand the fella,