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Elton john.

By the time the sprog is old enough to know better, it will have been conditioned in to thinking that being rocked to sleep with some daddy sausage in it's mouth is the way things are.

edited to reduce beer induced spelling mistakes.
Elton John has stepped up to help solve the BP oil crisis. Although he didn't elaborate, he claims to have vast experience "plugging holes and wiping brown goo off of things".

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