Elton John

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by dragknuckle, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Elton John goes to a tattooist,
    "I want a rolls royce tattooed on my c0ck."
    Tattooist says "better make it a land rover, the amount of sh!t it goes through"