Elton John & Fatherhood

#1
Elton John has just become a father at 63!

The baby was born to a surrogate mother who's identity is being kept secret.

Awwwww how nice!
 
#3
So if Elton John is the "Father" who the fuck is the "Mother"?
Do we take it that his civil partner David is the bitch?
 
#5
Surpised the old queen wanted to have a baby at his age FFS. :omfg: If AIDS doesn't get him first, he'll be 84 years of age by the time his kid reaches 21 years. :pig: :snuggle: Maybe he'll have something in common with Michael Jackson's kids.
 
#6
Why do I keep having visions of the Baron-Cohen movie where Bruno buys a baby as a fashion accessory?
 
#8
It´s not natural. WTF does the press insist on saying that Elton John and his partner are becoming parents. They´re not parents. Parents are a man and a woman who produce a child together.
 
#9
The only part of the kid's name that sounds like a first name is it's surname wtf??

Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John
 
#10
I hope the story's correct, the last time it was claimed he'd had a little boy, it cost The Sun £1million
 
#11
The only part of the kid's name that sounds like a first name is it's surname wtf??

Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John
Reminds me of that well known Irish gay couple . . Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael
 
#15


Daddeeee!!...Mummeeee!!!.......?...Daddy?......???



 

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