Elton John - Dad of the Year???

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  1. HHH

    HHH LE

  2. Wayne Rooney?
  3. Don't forget, John Terry won Father Of The Year a few years back. Whats the odds Elton John gets caught up with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend - I'm thinking 1500/1.
  4. It's a close toss-up (snigger!) between him, Shannon Matthew's 'dad' Craig Meehan and Gerry McCann
  5. I always thought that Elton was the bitch to David's butch?

    'Mum of the Year' surely?
  6. as i think frankie boyle said, he already knows all about putting talc on a sore bottom
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  7. I don't thnk that would be most peoples objection to this. In fact it probably didn't leap in to most peopls minds...
  8. Can see it now Elton biting the pillow while David thrusts away,shouting "whose the Daddy?"
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  9. The reply being "We don't know without DNA results"......
  10. I have often wondered what it would be like to bend elton john over and dry bum fuck him! What sort of noises do you recon he would sing?
  11. HHH

    HHH LE

    Is this you coming out, or have you always been gay?
  12. Chances are we're a long way from happiness
    Don't cover up the road to love
    With words that can't express
    The truth implies you're high and dry
    And you're a long way from happiness

    I'm one step behind
    Looking out for you all the time
    I'll put my faith in you
    And steer you clear of love that leaves you blind

    Clearly he knew that the two of you would be meeting - the last line indicates the possibility of a wank too, lucky you....