Elizabeth Fritzls diary

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Renut, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. They've published another week of Elizabeth Fritzl's diary.

    Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
    Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
    Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
    Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
    Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
    Saturday:- Went to watch Tottenham Hotspur play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.
     
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  2. Possibly the best I have seen here.
     
  3. Nice joke, gizzit.........