Elephants electrocuted in drunken rampage

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by ghost_us, Oct 23, 2007.

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  1. When they said that life is stranger than fiction, I take it this is what they meant.

  2. "They had found rice beer in Indian village; incident reflects loss of habitat"

    No, the incident reflects that elephants can't hold their beer.

    Edited to add..."Lightweights!"
  3. Pissed up tachyderm chavs?
  4. Sounds like a typical night out in Birmingham.
  5. cracking way to go out as well.
  6. 16 new umbrella stands coming up.

  7. How many?
  8. 16....... I'd just cut the others up and rape them
  9. A big shock story.
  10. You could give some of the ears to Nikki Lauder