Elephant Rape!

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  1. A guy hobbles into to the doctors and exclaims, “I’ve just been raped by an elephant Doctor!”

    Aghast, the Doctor tells the man to drop his trousers and bend over for examination. On inspection, the doctor sees, quite rightly, that the man’s sphincter has been ripped and stretched to about 10 inches diameter.

    Drawing in a big breath through his teeth, the Doctor says, “I thought elephants had long narrow penises?”

    “They DO,” replied the man, “but the fucker decided to finger me first!”