Elephant rape.

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  1. Man enters a doctors surgery walking like a cowboy, and explains to the doctor that his arsehole is too sore to allow him to sit down. The doctor asks him what the problem is, and the man explains that he works in the local Zoo and has been raped by a full grown male elelephant whilst he was cleaning out the enclosure.
    The doc gets the man to remove his trousers and pants and upon examining his arse exclaims. "My God, I didn't realise that a full grown male elephant's prick was so big as to cause that much damage!"
    The man replied, "It wasn't so much the size of his prick doc, he fingered me first!"