I'm bored, so to liven my day up, I would like to hear some good jokes about elephants. Here's mine to start you off: A very beautiful, 19 year-old, blonde virgin goes to a party where, for the first time in her life, she drinks alcohol. The next morning, she wakes up in a strange bed with a vile, malletting hangover. As the room swirls around and her stomach does burpees, she hears a loud snore from next to her. She immediately sits up, allowing the duvet to fall from her pert, teenaged breasts, and looks around, only to see a colossal form in the bed next to her, obscured by the bedclothes. She pulls back the bedding, to find an elephant, which is now blinking against the sudden intrusion of daylight. The girl groans and says: 'Oh God! I must have been tight last night' To which the elephant replies: 'Only the first time' Boom boom.