Elephant Foreskins

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  1. Greetings,

    Some snippits of military history just have to be shared.....

    Anyone here "from the right of the line" who could comment?

    From Letters to the Editor page. Magnum. Jan 2006.

    “Since Mr Woods used to travel to Rhodesia every year, I’m surprised
    he didn’t notice the main use for elephant penis sheaths.

    A pair were issued to new recruits of the British South Africa Police
    as part of their uniforms. The sheaths had to be soaked in warm water
    until soft and then pulled over the boot, to just below the knee. The
    recruit then had to stand still in the blazing sun until they dried
    hard and moulded to his legs.

    They were then slit lengthwise inside
    the leg and buckles attached. The recruit had to spend many hours
    boning (sorry!) the leggings with a candle and the back of a teaspoon,
    until they were as smooth as glass. Then came hours of rubbing Kiwi
    polish in, in small circles, on a rag pulled over the end of a finger.
    Spit was mixed with polish and so on, and then the leggings were
    brushed until they shone like mirrors.

    The lesser known use, of course, was in the manufacture of aviator
    helmets. For this application, the sheaths had to be cut a little
    higher up, to provide the bumps over the ears. Thought you would have
    known this! “– G Lancaster, Gauteng.

    Hmmnnn... yes, well.
  2. Hmmm, I always thought it was prostitutes vagina's from Cairo! These would be cut out of the aforesaid females on their demise, stretched until they were about 6 feet in length and then sent to Palestine to become the Policeforce :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Def not N. Rhodesia, we used hosetops, blue, and short puttees, Khaki!
  3. Elephant foreskins?? Must be quite a big drawback.