Elephant and mouse

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by node, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An elephant and a mouse were walking through the jungle when all of a sudden the elephant fell into a hole. It was very deep and steep-sided and the elephant couldn't pull himself out. So the mouse said he'd hail the first that came along. After a while a shining new Porsche came roaring through the jungle. The mouse hailed it, they got a rope, dropped it down the hole and the Porsche towed the elephant out. The elephant thanked the Porsche driver who went on his way. shortly thereafter the mouse fell into a narrow hole and he couldn't climb out. . So the elephant dropped his dick down the hole and the mouse climbed up it, and they continued on down the road. The moral of the story is: if you've got a big enough dick, you don't need Porsche.