Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 50 Kg, but varies from 45 Kg to 250 Kg PHYSICAL PROPERTIES. 1.- Surface usually lined with painted film (in the order of 0-6m to 0-3m). 2.- Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. 3.- Melts if given special treatment. 4.- Bitter if used incorrectly. 5.- Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore. 6.- Yields to pressure applied at the correct points. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES. 1.- Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones 2.- Absorbs large quantities of expensive substances. 3.- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason. 4.- Insoluble in liquids, but alcohol saturation increases activity. 5.- Most powerful income-reducing agent known to man. COMMON USE. 1.- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2.- Can be a great aid to relaxation. 4.- Useful for general cleaning, scrubbing, washing, rubbing, etc. TEST. 1.- Pure specimen turns pink when discovered in the natural state. 2.- Turns green when placed next to a better specimen. HAZARDS. 1.- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2.- Illegal to posses more than one.