Elderly Couple

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  1. An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, What can
    I do for you? The man says, Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?
    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
    couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finish,
    the doctor says, There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
    intercourse. He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he
    charges them £50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple
    return and ask the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit
    puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes
    an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then
    leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, I'm
    sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out? The old man
    says, We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go
    to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn
    charges £98. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50 and I get £43
    back from BUPA!