Eight-fold increase in 'Facebook and Twitter crime'

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trowel

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Shouldn't they be out catching murderers? [tchoh!]
Mind how you go, or plod will hunt you down and smite you for the heinous crime of disrespect. Then again, probably not as that would entail them dragging their lazy, overpaid, overfed, fat arses out of their cars and offices .
 

mercurydancer

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Saw a road sign on the outskirts of Edinburgh a few years ago. It had a running tally of the number of 'speeding motorists caught to date'.

Some wag spray painted "Burglars Nil ! " at the bottom.
 
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Kent police. Trust me on this. If you dont believe me, ask bouncebanana....
You joke... but in fact you'd be right.

Kent were (and still are) responding to these ridiculous calls. I still chant the corporate response in my sleep...

Officer: "Sir/Madam, are you aware of the 'unfriend' and 'block' features of facebook"

IP: "Yes"

Officer: "Then I suggest you utilise them!"

Officer to radio: "AA41 update - NO FUCKING CRIME, over."


CivPol simply don't have the balls to tell these people to fuck off with their ridiculous nonsense. Most of these calls go along the lines of "She called me a slag" and it's always, ALWAYS women!

Kent police seem alright to me, although what one copper says is illegal the other says isnt.

Whats with the fucking skoda patrol cars though?
Oi, you leave them motors alone! Those cars are fantastic kit - the old vRS models were best though... even if the low oil sump meant them being off-roaded every 5 minutes.
 
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Kent police seem alright to me, although what one copper says is illegal the other says isnt.

Whats with the fucking skoda patrol cars though?


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To answer the OP, don't blame the police, blame parliament for enacting legislation which the police are obliged to investigate alleged breaches of.

As for Skodas, I had an unmarked Octavia turbo when I was a section inspector. Best patrol car I've ever had. Totally reliable, well built and cavernous boot for all the shit required when attending road accidents. They also hold their value when it comes to moving them on, even with 100,000 miles on the clock.
 

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