A man asked his wife what she'd like for her Birthday. 'I'd love
to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a
bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:

The Death Slide

The Wall of Fear

The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McD's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&M's! What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of
total realisation ... 'I meant my dress size, you f**kin' idiot !!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's
still gonna get it wrong.
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