Egyptian Fatwa

BBC Link

Slightly old news, apologies if it has been posted previously.

Not really sure why any sensible person would be offended by the above (although the timing may have been insensitive - see article).

Another fatwa is also mentioned in the link.

 

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I think there should be a fatwah on fatwahs - or chould that be fatwahi? In any case, I'm offended.

 

Is an Egyptian Fatwah where you pretend you're on a Fatwah but really you're lying in your pit wanking all afternoon?

 

In that case, I must have been on a Jihad for the past ten years!

 

Sensible Fatwas for a better Egypt! Surely all illegal migrants burn in hell.

There was this list of Funny Fatwas.

Oddly they missed Against Production, Stockpiling and use of Nuclear Weapons by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei of Tehran. I wonder does a Fatwa count if you've got your fingers crossed?

 

"A western plot to sterilize muslims"...

What are they on?

 

Duplicate post. Sorry.

 

Fatwa=Mickey Mouse stuff.Ignore!!!