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Egyptcian time

There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a village square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square.

One tourist looks at his watch but it has stopped, so he leans over to a local who is sitting next to his camel, "What time is it please?"

The local reaches out and softly cups the camel's genitals in his hand and raises them up and down.

"It's about two o'clock effendi," he says.

The tourist can't believe what he just saw and runs back to the bus and sure enough, the dashboard clock shows it is 2:00 p.m. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story, "That man can tell the time by the weight of the camel's balls!"

One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens!! It is 2:05 p.m.

The bus driver still doubts the story and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel's genitals.

The local says, "Sit down here and grab the camel's bollocks. Lift them up in the air and look underneath them to the other side of the square, where that clock is hanging on the wall."

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