I'm ashamed of my body, and feel inadequate. My "other half" wants me to clean the house, but I am too busy licking my dog's bottom and posting photos of him on FB. I've also got a watch up my fanny and there's that much debris up there I doubt a man who takes little baby calves out of it's mummy's front bottom could find it. Unless he had pink marigolds on. Would you like a sov? Purely for being a freeeeind.