Egg Banjos and Some Random Royals

#1
I'm ashamed of my body, and feel inadequate. My "other half" wants me to clean the house, but I am too busy licking my dog's bottom and posting photos of him on FB. I've also got a watch up my fanny and there's that much debris up there I doubt a man who takes little baby calves out of it's mummy's front bottom could find it. Unless he had pink marigolds on. Would you like a sov? Purely for being a freeeeind.
 
#4
I'm ashamed of my body, and feel inadequate. My "other half" wants me to clean the house, but I am too busy licking my dog's bottom and posting photos of him on FB. I've also got a watch up my fanny and there's that much debris up there I doubt a man who takes little baby calves out of it's mummy's front bottom could find it. Unless he had pink marigolds on. Would you like a sov? Purely for being a freeeeind.
Is it Brasso time already?
 
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#7
I'm ashamed of my body, and feel inadequate. My "other half" wants me to clean the house, but I am too busy licking my dog's bottom and posting photos of him on FB. I've also got a watch up my fanny and there's that much debris up there I doubt a man who takes little baby calves out of it's mummy's front bottom could find it. Unless he had pink marigolds on. Would you like a sov? Purely for being a freeeeind.
Lumpy?
 
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#10
Your turn.

what game is that ?? It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again ?

take your meds and call your friend Dr Lecter
Play the game, shit-teeth.

Unfortunately, you're a bit boring, so you have to describe yourself, then guess who you are. I'm not going to threaten you with cutty face. You can have a rubber spatula slap, and be grateful.
 
#12
Acute mental health crisis team on their way, just remain calm Sluggo, and don't get too much shit on the blankets.
Bite me.

I wear leather pants and try and solve the world's problems. Those idiots laugh at me, but I'm the Prime F*cking Minister, and I've got tits and a fanny, so you can squeal about that prick with the dodgy haircut all you want. He knows who's in charge. The deviant.
 
#13
I'm ashamed of my body, and feel inadequate. My "other half" wants me to clean the house, but I am too busy licking my dog's bottom and posting photos of him on FB. I've also got a watch up my fanny and there's that much debris up there I doubt a man who takes little baby calves out of it's mummy's front bottom could find it. Unless he had pink marigolds on. Would you like a sov? Purely for being a freeeeind.
Er, these pics on FB, are they of the dog with a clean derrière, or the other half? Ambiguous use of "him". Of course if either the dog is a bitch, or you, er, bat for the other team, then it's not ambiguous at all.
 
#14
One of the more bizarre Friday night threads I've read, and I should fucking know!
 
#15
Bite me.

I wear leather pants and try and solve the world's problems. Those idiots laugh at me, but I'm the Prime F*cking Minister, and I've got tits and a fanny, so you can squeal about that prick with the dodgy haircut all you want. He knows who's in charge. The deviant.
Tits?
 

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I'm ashamed of my body, and feel inadequate. My "other half" wants me to clean the house, but I am too busy licking my dog's bottom and posting photos of him on FB. I've also got a watch up my fanny and there's that much debris up there I doubt a man who takes little baby calves out of it's mummy's front bottom could find it. Unless he had pink marigolds on. Would you like a sov? Purely for being a freeeeind.
Are you feeling alright?
 
#18
Bite me.

I wear leather pants and try and solve the world's problems. Those idiots laugh at me, but I'm the Prime F*cking Minister, and I've got tits and a fanny, so you can squeal about that prick with the dodgy haircut all you want. He knows who's in charge. The deviant.
Dennis Thatcher?
 
#19
You are The_Snail...
 
#20
You are Lily Allen and you have only been molested by white men.
 
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