I just happen to have one of those huge free-standing swimming pools in the garden, 3.5x5.5m, capacity 18000 litres, situated at the end of my drive. The car I have has a six-speed gearbox, reverse is push down and over to the left, theres no way that you can engage reverse as a mistake, but hey, coincidently, today, theres a camera on a tripod mysteriously set up in the garden. So 0700hrs, off to work, funnily enough today the whole family is also outside in the garden. I get in the car, start up and off I go, oh no! in the wrong direction! I ve only gone and driven backwards, into the pool which has collapsed, unleashing 18000 litres of water and sweeping the family with it like a sunami, thank fuck the camera didnt get knocked over. Do I get the 150 quid? Also, now this is hilarious right, no, I mean all the viewers will cream themselves when this gets televised, listen to this. I ve got 2 dogs, and when I shine a torch around the room they go mad, barking , yelping, smashing things out of the way, you ve got to see it to believe it, we were just crying. Do I get the 100 Quid? We have large Patio windows in the living room, we cleaned them so well. Can you imagine how we pissed ourselves laughing the other day, cos my 3 year old son was playing in the garden, the window was shut, I called him and he runs full speed into, guess what? The patio window! losing most of his front teeth, breaking his left cheek bone and nose! We were rolling on the floor. Do I get the 50 Quid? Get the jist? I fucking hate these TV programmes, most of the videos are staged, regardless of any danger to kids, animals, cameras etc, just for 15 seconds fame, 150 Quid, and something to bore dinner guests to death with for eternity. List your favourite Home videos here, or do what they do and just make some up.