Following a few too many Dame Ednas I was awoken recently by a knock on the door. Resplendent in my Garfield slippers and spiderman PJs and stinking of the night before I opened the door to be presented the Efficiency Decoration Territorial 82 by my Polish Postie. As you can imagine I was brimming with pride at this auspicious occasion and the manner in which it was presented. I will treasure the jiffy bag in which it was delivered for ever and will no doubt be something to show the grandchildren. A quick question- I was an Officer, so does this entitle me to the post-Nominals TD?