Eeuwww which one of you was it??

#2
bigbird67 said:
The Goody Monster is up the duff again,which means someone has chucked one up it! It can't be that wet streak of pi$$ she drags around after her,so who took the bet??? 8O
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20070511/ten-jade-expecting-third-baby-ea4616c.html
Unspeakable . . . . .

And we're told she has been bred from before :

"Jade already has two children, Bobby Jack and Freddie, from a previous relationship."

Er - would that be three, perchance? Or is it Bobby-Jack?

Ghastly, vulgar name for spawn of ghastliness.

Poor kids, whatever . . . . . .
 
#4
I would
But then I would shag a snake if it would stay still long enough


I have standards you know!
(just very low ones)
 
#6
Vimeiro said:
Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.
you sure :?: :?: :?: :?:

 
#7
A spokesman confirmed the news and said they were "both very happy".
(the spokesman was referring to Jade and her bucket of KFC)

She is also apparently planning to do a fly on the wall documentary-style programme with her boyfriend.
I do hope this won't include the birth of the child, mind you it could be worse as it could have already started with the first episode being the drunken conception of the child.
 
#8
Vimeiro said:
Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.
She's just after more of Gordon's hand outs.
 
#9
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.
you sure :?: :?: :?: :?:

I meant her. Her Celebdaq listings a bit low so she gets impegnated and raises her share price and profile.

Good photo though. Did you get it just after you'd jammed the back of her throat with your bell end???
 
#10
Vimeiro said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.
you sure :?: :?: :?: :?:

I meant her. Her Celebdaq listings a bit low so she gets impegnated and raises her share price and profile.

Good photo though. Did you get it just after you'd jammed the back of her throat with your bell end???
from behind was far less vomit inducing :wink: :D :wink: :D
 
#11
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.
you sure :?: :?: :?: :?:

I meant her. Her Celebdaq listings a bit low so she gets impegnated and raises her share price and profile.

Good photo though. Did you get it just after you'd jammed the back of her throat with your bell end???
from behind was far less vomit inducing :wink: :D :wink: :D
for you or her?
 
#13
Bravo2nothing said:
You lot are gay! I'd chuck one up her at the drop of a HAT.
how often do you drop your hat?
 
#14
theoriginalphantom said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.
you sure :?: :?: :?: :?:

I meant her. Her Celebdaq listings a bit low so she gets impegnated and raises her share price and profile.

Good photo though. Did you get it just after you'd jammed the back of her throat with your bell end???
from behind was far less vomit inducing :wink: :D :wink: :D
for you or her?
take your pick :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
 
#15
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
theoriginalphantom said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.
you sure :?: :?: :?: :?:

I meant her. Her Celebdaq listings a bit low so she gets impegnated and raises her share price and profile.

Good photo though. Did you get it just after you'd jammed the back of her throat with your bell end???
from behind was far less vomit inducing :wink: :D :wink: :D
for you or her?
take your pick :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
I have to choose between you two.... urrr, ummm.... can I get back to you on that one?
 
#16
theoriginalphantom said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
theoriginalphantom said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Vimeiro said:
Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.
you sure :?: :?: :?: :?:

I meant her. Her Celebdaq listings a bit low so she gets impegnated and raises her share price and profile.

Good photo though. Did you get it just after you'd jammed the back of her throat with your bell end???
from behind was far less vomit inducing :wink: :D :wink: :D
for you or her?
take your pick :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
I have to choose between you two.... urrr, ummm.... can I get back to you on that one?
don't take TOO long :!: :!: :!: :!:
 
#17
Wasn't me, I wasn't there, It just wasn't me.

It would be possible to do her as long as she never spoke or looked at me.
 
#19
I would rather sh4g Gina Ford than that. With a clown in the room.
 
#20
Cuddles said:
I would rather sh4g Gina Ford than that. With a clown in the room.
Only 14 to go, Cuddles!

Big decanter of Bushmills all to yourself if no 6K is posted on OFTI this evening.

All welcome, by the way. Cuddles is looking after the slop-chitty . . . . .
 

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