Eeuwww which one of you was it??

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  1. Unspeakable . . . . .

    And we're told she has been bred from before :

    "Jade already has two children, Bobby Jack and Freddie, from a previous relationship."

    Er - would that be three, perchance? Or is it Bobby-Jack?

    Ghastly, vulgar name for spawn of ghastliness.

    Poor kids, whatever . . . . . .
  2. must have been a after thought....must get a tissue to wipe my leg!!!
  3. I would
    But then I would shag a snake if it would stay still long enough

    I have standards you know!
    (just very low ones)
  4. Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.
  5. you sure :?: :?: :?: :?:

  6. (the spokesman was referring to Jade and her bucket of KFC)

    I do hope this won't include the birth of the child, mind you it could be worse as it could have already started with the first episode being the drunken conception of the child.
  7. She's just after more of Gordon's hand outs.
  8. I meant her. Her Celebdaq listings a bit low so she gets impegnated and raises her share price and profile.

    Good photo though. Did you get it just after you'd jammed the back of her throat with your bell end???
  9. from behind was far less vomit inducing :wink: :D :wink: :D
  10. for you or her?
  11. You lot are gay! I'd chuck one up her at the drop of a HAT.
  12. how often do you drop your hat?
  13. take your pick :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: