so she is off to the land of the free, home of the brave to become a gun wielding (insert southern rural reference of choice here - I aint sayin nuffin they got guns, lotsa guns, lotsa lotsa guns) so I feel she might need some edumacating on what to expect and how to behave. films - deliverance is a good start, followed by texas chainsaw and wrong turn 1-15. genitalia is an italian airline, asking the waiter to 'gimme some sugar' will not get you extra calories in your coffee, over there is yonder, if you shoot someone then it can be made better by a gift of fried chicken and potato salad, if there is death then add beer. jeet is not insect repellant it means did you eat, the last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger, unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip. there are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia . there are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple no one has seen before. if it grows, it will scratch or stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you. If you are standing outdoors and notice a vine trying to wrap itself around your leg, you have about 20 seconds to escape, before you are completely captured and covered with it. have fun darlin or should that be darleen?