educating sluggy

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
so she is off to the land of the free, home of the brave to become a gun wielding (insert southern rural reference of choice here - I aint sayin nuffin they got guns, lotsa guns, lotsa lotsa guns)

so I feel she might need some edumacating on what to expect and how to behave.

films - deliverance is a good start, followed by texas chainsaw and wrong turn 1-15.

genitalia is an italian airline,

asking the waiter to 'gimme some sugar' will not get you extra calories in your coffee,

over there is yonder,

if you shoot someone then it can be made better by a gift of fried chicken and potato salad, if there is death then add beer.

jeet is not insect repellant it means did you eat,

the last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger, unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.

there are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia .

there are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple no one has seen before.

if it grows, it will scratch or stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you. If you are standing outdoors and notice a vine trying to wrap itself around your leg, you have about 20 seconds to escape, before you are completely captured and covered with it.

have fun darlin or should that be darleen?
 
#2
Somebody is getting spelling lessons when I wake up.

Feel free to take the piss. I care.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
sure thing bobby jo :)
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
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#5
Somebody is getting spelling lessons when I wake up.

Feel free to take the piss. I care.
We uns will be awaitin for ye:






Your distaff competition:



I had a pool built due to our record heat wave:




Just make sure you call before coming through the gate:

 
#6
Keep quiet sweet child.

[video=youtube;MnWJjXcAkXg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWJjXcAkXg&NR=1&feature=endscreen[/video]

My neighbours love me.

I'm not actually a bad person, I just don't suffer fools gladly and want to break their necks when they are not looking. Then smile sweetly and do a big fat "What?"

Always remember that a big boy did it and ran away, and if you ever found him, you would shake your fist and go "Grrr".

You would have got away with it if wasn't for those pesky kids.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
peace and quiet.

she does know that if a man buys her a drink then its a nosh, if he has a nice truck then its all the way and if she wakes up covered bruises and in chains its a normal saturday night.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
#16
Has she finally been extradited?? just ensure its a one way ticket in orange covvies.
 

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