Edinburgh Festival,"Funniest joke"award

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Aug 22, 2008.

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  1. "I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."

    Also works when you substitute "Amy Winehouse" for "Pete Doherty"! :D
     
  2. I prefered

    "The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe. Wouldn't it just be easier to talk to a woman?"

    So reminded me of the NAAFI BAR
     
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I rather liked this one.
    Whenever I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, 'There's a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him
     
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Or this;

    My boyfriend likes role play. He likes to pretend we're married. He waits until I go to bed, then he looks at porn and has a wank" – Joanna Neary
     
  5. Blonde went into a bar and asked for a double entendre....
    the barman gave her one
     
  6. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    I’m never flying with BA again. The last time was awful; he kept shouting “I ain’t gettin’ on no plane fool”