Edinburgh Festival,"Funniest joke"award

#2
"I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."

Also works when you substitute "Amy Winehouse" for "Pete Doherty"! :D
 
#3
I prefered

"The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe. Wouldn't it just be easier to talk to a woman?"

So reminded me of the NAAFI BAR
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#4
I rather liked this one.
Whenever I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, 'There's a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#5
Or this;

My boyfriend likes role play. He likes to pretend we're married. He waits until I go to bed, then he looks at porn and has a wank" – Joanna Neary
 

Sixty

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#7
I’m never flying with BA again. The last time was awful; he kept shouting “I ain’t gettin’ on no plane fool”
 

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