This morning I have awake some what confused as to what happened last night. I was not drunk, yet I have that same feeling of "I can't believe I did that". I feel some what violated, yet I'm still trying to work out if it was a bad violation. While walking down the Royal Mile I was approached by an "actor" handing out flyer's for his show "Achtung! Pal - THE ONLY NAZI ROM COM MUSICAL YOU NEED TO SEE THIS SUMMER!". It was set in 1943 Dundee, the Nazi's had won the war and it was meant to be a mix of Black Adder, Allo'Allo and the Mighty Boosh. "Nazi's?" I enquired "Oh, It's all in good taste not offensive! Honest G'uv!" "Shame, some thing really offencive would have gone down a treat" Anyway the flier looked good and for Â£7.50 a ticket it should have been a good show. So off we went to see the show (killing time before Mike McIntyre's midnight show). Fuck me side ways with a fish fork, the acting was so bad it was like watch a car wreck. It was so bad it was almost good. This all got me thinking, since half the stuff on at the Festival is pish are we missing a trick? Could Arrse produce the most offensive play known to civilisation, put it on the Fringe Fest and rack in pots of cash? If a bunch of students can put on a crap play, why can't we!