Eating toe nails YES or NO

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  1. thegimp

    thegimp LE

    :?: I do, I grind em up and knock em back. Is this wrong
  2. Very wrong my friend...very wrong!
  3. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    I cant reach tham anymore :lol:
  4. theiftaker

    theiftaker Crow

    Yes with a knob cheese dip.
  5. Man, that is on the far end of the wrong scale, along with chewing yer tag nuts!! :D
  6. Pyrex

    Pyrex Old-Salt

    Mmmmm, yeah, especially mixed with toe jam, LOVELY!!!!
  7. Jimima_Shark

    Jimima_Shark War Hero

    Depends on whether they used to belong to a Bengal Tiger and you have an impotence (soft willy) problem!

    Is that you? :?
  8. i do. if you let them grow, they get quite thick and strong, good for chewing.
  9. Hairy_Hacker

    Hairy_Hacker Old-Salt

    Toe jam and toenails - Muller Light for the masses. Yummy.

    Used to eat 'em but a fungul infection has eradicated my toenails so fallen back on eating snot and sniffing my fingers after scratching my hoop.
  10. No, but you're far better off using the long thin bits you pick off as toothpicks :D
  11. Is Cookhouse Food THAT bad? .. .. :wink:
  12. Best and most natural toothpicks in the world.
  13. thegimp

    thegimp LE

    Lobster, thats SOPs after a steak scran, you can join my gang
  14. Silent_Assassin

    Silent_Assassin Old-Salt

    surely you've trained your bird to do both biting and chewing :? with the obligatory visit for knob cheese.
  15. callum13

    callum13 War Hero

    I feel mixed on this issue, i do not do it, although i would if i had the flexability to bite my own toe nails off, then yes i would it is not wrong my friend express your natural ways. :)