Eat s**t

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  1. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    Crap Futurism stories - io9

    'Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria. The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The "meat" is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.'

    can I be the first to say...ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
  2. Rather odd bunch, the Japanese, what?
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  3. Not our sort at all. Hum. Something to watch out for on my next flight into Narita. I've heard it said that airline food tastes like crap, but I didn't think they would really make some.

    Boom Tishh

    Ah my taxi's here is it?

  4. Dirty *******.
  5. Nee wonder the c**ts have slant eyes.minging c++ts.
  6. Soylent Brown.

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