Eat Fat Lose Weight

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  1. I absolutely can't believe that this is for sale:

    Eat Fat Lose Weight

    Aren't they missing the point? EAT FAT? Are you fcuking nuts?

    "Oh woe is me, i've got a slow metabolism, that's why i can't lose weight" (bleat moan whine).

    Slow metabolism my arrse, people in Belsen didn't have slow metabolisms, they stopped eating, they got thin. Simple maths - input over output...

    When will fat people realise that they are sub-human, and they need to eat a few salads (not pie salads).

    If the book encouraged ladies to 'Eat man-fat Lose weight' i would be all for it BTW.
     
  2. Eat fat and gain weight; weight is mass; mass is energy; energy is power; knowledge is power. Ergo: Eat fat and get smart! QED.
     
  3. I like your logic.
     
  4. I thought this was about the Army method of keeping fit:

    Consume a daily intake of:

    Greasy fry up for breakfast,
    NAAFI pie for mid-morning snack,
    Pie, chips and gravy for lunch,
    Curry for Dinner,
    15 pints of Stella and a Kebab...

    and do loads of phys.

    Simple.

    B-T
     
  5. Arf!

    You know, you may have something there..... However you missed 'annual subscription to Ginsters plc'...
     
  6. What where you searching for when you found that???

    Did you google "I'm a loser that wants to eat man fat????
     
  7. errr, no.

    Actually looking for the world's fattest people.

    Yawn..... time for my morning constitutional.....
     
  8. Has indoubitabley got a little problem with his weight? Bit touchy?
     
  9. No problem, I am living proof that eating fat all day does not get you thin.

    It just means there is more of me to hate everybody with.
     
  10. I think we've gone off-topic. Regardless of the fact that indoubitabley is as angry as a tramp's dog, the fact still remains, that by publishing this utter sh1te, people (idiots to be fair) are going to be convinced to live on a diet of pies.

    Now i'm not saying that that would be a bad thing, just an ickle bit unhealthy... So says Jamie Oliver...
     
  11. How is that off topic???
     
  12. Thousands of Britons used to eat masses of lard, dripping & butter each year, without any ill effects or becoming overweight.... The secret is simple, tape worms!